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Here is a collection of Santa Banta Funny Jokes is Hindi and English, You can read and share these messages to your friends and family member on Facebook, Google plus, twitter, stumble upon etc. Santa banta jokes in Hindi and English   Santa apni khubsoorat Bibi ke saath car main betha. Driver nay sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse min bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche beth, car main chalaoon ga! Santa apni khubsoorat Bibi ke saath car main betha. Driver nay sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse min bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche beth, car main chalaoon ga! Salesman : Which Soap you Use ? ? Santa    : Baba�s Soap, baba�s Paste, baba�S Brush. Salesman : Is baba�s An "INTERNATIONAL" Company ? SAnta    : Baba Is My Room Mate Santa were traveling first time in plane going to "BOMBAY", while landing, he cried out : "BOMBAY-BOMBAY", air hostess : " B-silent plzzzzz ", santa said : " OMBAY - OMBAY!s!!!!!!! " *pukha kutta* 0nce there was a pukha ...

Here is a collection of Santa Banta Jokes in English and Hindi. read and share to every people Very Funny sms.   Santabanta Funny jokes in English and Hindi Teacher: I want U to tell me the longest sentence U can think of. Paappu: Life imprisonment! Enjoy it Santa call to F.M Radio:- I have find out  wallet with Rs.20,000 of Mr.Rizwan RJ:- Sir U want to return it ? ? Santa::- Nahi re...I want to dedicate a sad song for him.. Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? ? Conductor: Yes! Only If They r Above eight. Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only six Children..!! Jeo Santa Jeo Saanta Caar ki Batteri change karwaane gaya. Mechanic: Saahab, "Exide" ki Daaal dUn? Santa: Nahin yaar, Dono side ki daaal de warna phir Problem ho gi. Santa was getting bite off  by mosquitoes the whole nit, He got irritated� Drank poison said, �ab kaaato saaalon, sub maro ge!�  Chain SMS by Santa: Is message ko itna forward karo ke meri girl friend tak pohach jaaye . . . "Prito tu ne sim chang...

Santa ki shaadi ke teen mahine baad hi beta ho giya. Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kese ho giya? Biwi: Aaap ki shaadi ko kitna time hua hy? Santa: 3 maheene. Biwi: Aur meri shaadi ko? Santa: teen maheene. Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baaad hua? Santa: teen maheene baad. Biwi: Total kitne maheene ho gaye? Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye! time ka pata hi nahi laga? :D - - - -> A man to Santa: Aaao ji chess khelein Santa: Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ker Aaaya. - - - -> Interviewer : suppose, in a closed roooom, how can you get away if it caught fire? Santa : very Simple, Stop imagining. - - - -> Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kiya arth hai? Pappu: Tum so jaayo maan, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hun. - - - -> Santa Yaar Yeh Bata Is Duniya Mein Kitne Desh Hain Banta Are Paagal Is Duniya Mein aik Hi To Desh Hain Jis ka Naam India Hai Baki To Sub Videsh Hain. :-)

Hum tumhen pyaaar krte hain itna, Tum ko kiya pata kitna, Baarish aggar hoti hy bahir, Such kehta hun, dekh lo paani ki boond hy jitna� I Love you Cute Heart. - - - -> Aap ki Aankh say gehra he meri rooh ka zakham Aap kia such sakien ge meri tanhaie ko main tu dam toor raha tha magar afsurda hayaat khud chali Aayi meri hawsala afzai ko lazat-e-gham ke siwa teri nigaahon ke baghair kon samjhta hy meri gham ki gehrai ko  - - - -> Milen ge milate rahen ge, Dosti ki yaad dilaate rahen ge, Taaj mehal to mehnga pade ga, Mumtaaj banate rahenge. - - - -> Majbooriyo Ko Hum Aankho Mein Chupa Lete Hain, Hum Kaha Rote Hain Halaat Rula Dete Hain, Hum To Her Pal Yaad Krte Hain Aap ko, Per Aap Yaad Na Karne Ka ilzaam Laga Dete Hain� - - - -> baadal kitne khush naseeb hain,, door reh kar bhi jameen per baraste hai, hum kitne bad naseeb hain, paas reh kar bhi milne ko tarast...

Laddy Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic kay bahir khade ho ker auraton ko kiyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji Aaap hi nay bahir likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am to 12pm - - - -> santa apne father ke samne cigrate pee raha tha, Logon ny kaha kay Aaap apne father ky samne cigratte pee rahay ho ? Santa bola : Wo mera father he, koi petrol pump thodi. - - - -> Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shopkeeper gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next... Is main aur colour dikhaye. Hahahahahahaha - - - -> Kidnaper : Teri b.v mere kabze mein hai, Saboot ke taur per uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hun. Santa : Saboot pakka nahi hai, Mundi bhej mundi.. - - - -> Santa: I have Been Sending an E-mails To William Shakespear� Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, foolish� Santa: No Wonder He Hasn�t Replied As Well�

Santa : pehle mein apni b.V ko B.A karwaun ga fir M.A fir Ph.d karwaun ga phir badiya si naukri dilwaun ga. Banta : phir acha sa rishta daikh ke us ki shaadi bhi krwa diyo - - - -> Santa Banta zid kar rahe si monkey dekhan di... so tuhade ghar da address dita hai. Yaar 2- 4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichaare khush ho jaaan gay. - - - -> Santa win an Eng quiz by writing the reverse word of: Manchester United Guess What he has written? ?. - - - -> Sardar ko sapne mein aik ladki ne chappal maari, 2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya, Qiyun ki bank mein likha tha.. �hum Aaap ke sapne ko hakeekat mein badalte hein� - - - -> Jailer: Fhaansi say pehle kis se milo ge? Santa: B.V Say Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi Santa: Maa-Baap to agla janam lete hi mil jyen ge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna pade ga!! :d

Santa ki Biwi nay use office jate waqt kaha "See You in the evening!" Santa gusse mein:"Main bhi tujhe dekh lunga kameeni! Dhamki kis ko deti hai? - - - -> SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaaza Ukhaad Kay Kandhe Pay Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha. Kisi Ne Poochha: Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho? SANTA:Chaabi kho gayi he Taala Khulwanay ja rha hun.. - - - -> Wife bath room say naha kay nikli to Santa use ghoor raha tha! Wife romantic ho kar: Kuch karne ka iraada hai kiya? Santa 2 thappad maar kay bola: Mere garm paani say kiyu nahayi!! - - - -> Santa applied for the position of Mechanical Engineer. In interview: Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrr�.. Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuuuurrrr dhup dhup dhup dhup� - - - -> santa banta were fighting after exaaaam. Sir: why r you fighting? ?? santa : This fool left the answer sheeeet blank, Sir: So what ? ? ? ? santa: Even i did the like thing, now teacher will believe that we both copied. if U like ...

Banta aik sadhu say bola: Baba, meri b.v baot preshaan krti hy, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to mein sadhu kiyun banta? - - - -> No body Can't beat this. Santa Kabhi kabhi sochta hy ki. Aggar mein "BORING" hun. To fir, Mere muh say paani kiyun nahi Aaata...!!:-D  - - - -> Santa apni girlfrend ke saath first date pe : Ye meri pehli date hy darling aggar koi galti ya kami reh jaaye to chhota bhai samajh ke maaf kar dena. - - - -> Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera haath kat gaya. Bahot dard ho raha hay. Santa: Abey chup beth. Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya, Fir bhi chup-chaaap pada hai..!! - - - -> Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna enjoy, so I bought three movie tickets Jeeto: Why three? Santa: For you and your parents.s

Santa Sharaab Pee ker, Sadhu Se Takra Giya, Sadhoo Gusse Main Aaye Murkh Main Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hun Santa-Rukiye Maharaaaj Mein Glaass Le kay Aaata hun. - - - -> Santa: Agar narilyaaal kay ped pe chad jaun to.. engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jaaye gi Banta: Phir haath chod dena, to medical college ki bhi dikh jaayen gi. - - - -> Banta: Ye chaaku kiyo ubaaaal rahe ho? ? ? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye, Banta: To phir ubaaalne ki kiya zarurat hy ? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaaaye - - - -> A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except our Santaaji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" hahahhaahahaha If you like this please share to every one.