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Santa banta jokes hindi jokes

Santa banta jokes hindi jokes

Laddy Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic kay bahir
khade ho ker auraton ko kiyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji Aaap hi nay bahir likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay
9am to 12pm

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santa apne father ke samne cigrate pee raha tha,
Logon ny kaha kay Aaap apne father ky samne cigratte pee rahay ho ?
Santa bola : Wo mera father he, koi petrol pump thodi.

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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shopkeeper gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next...
Is main aur colour dikhaye.
Hahahahahahaha

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Kidnaper : Teri b.v mere kabze mein hai,
Saboot ke taur per uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hun.
Santa : Saboot pakka nahi hai,
Mundi bhej mundi..

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Santa: I have Been Sending an E-mails To William Shakespear�
Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, foolish�
Santa: No Wonder He Hasn�t Replied As Well�
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