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Santa banta funny jokes

Santa banta funny jokes

Santa ki Biwi nay use office jate waqt kaha
"See You in the evening!"
Santa gusse mein:"Main bhi tujhe dekh lunga kameeni!
Dhamki kis ko deti hai?

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SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaaza Ukhaad Kay Kandhe Pay Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Poochha: Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
SANTA:Chaabi kho gayi he Taala Khulwanay ja rha hun..

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Wife bath room say naha kay nikli to Santa use ghoor raha tha!
Wife romantic ho kar:
Kuch karne ka iraada hai kiya?
Santa 2 thappad maar kay bola:
Mere garm paani say kiyu nahayi!!

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Santa applied for the position of Mechanical Engineer.
In interview:
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrr�..
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrr dhup dhup dhup dhup�

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santa banta were fighting after exaaaam.
Sir: why r you fighting? ??
santa : This fool left the answer sheeeet blank,
Sir: So what ? ? ? ?
santa: Even i did the like thing, now teacher will believe that we both copied.
if U like this jokes share to every fool People. hahahaha.
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