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Santa banta jokes in Hindi and English


Here is a collection of Santa Banta Funny Jokes is Hindi and English, You can read and share these messages to your friends and family member on Facebook, Google plus, twitter, stumble upon etc.

Santa banta jokes in Hindi and English 

Santa apni khubsoorat Bibi ke saath car main betha.
Driver nay sheesha set kiya.
Santa gusse min bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche beth, car main chalaoon ga!
  • Santa apni khubsoorat Bibi ke saath car main betha.
    Driver nay sheesha set kiya.
    Santa gusse min bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche beth, car main chalaoon ga!
  • Salesman : Which Soap you Use ? ?
    Santa    : Baba�s Soap, baba�s Paste, baba�S Brush.
    Salesman : Is baba�s An "INTERNATIONAL" Company ?
    SAnta    : Baba Is My Room Mate
  • Santa were traveling first time in plane going to "BOMBAY",
    while landing, he cried out : "BOMBAY-BOMBAY",

    air hostess : " B-silent plzzzzz ",
    santa said : " OMBAY - OMBAY!s!!!!!!! "
  • *pukha kutta*
    0nce there was a pukha kutta,
    He was very pukha,
    He pheering loor loor,
    He dekhya the shop of chaacha feeeeka,
    He chuked one botti from there,
    & nassed away speeeeto speeeeto,
    Jub he guzra from naale Aaale pul to,
    He saw one hor kutta,
    He become very shoda,
    His soch was kutyaaan waali,
    He challaang lagai in da ganda naala for khiching botti from duja kuta,
    But his apni boti v paani vich diging
    MORAL:-
    �Improve ur English�:-):p
  • Santa was draw out money frm ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen your
    password. It�s ******. Sant: you r wrong. It�s 153970.
  • Santa walks into a library and says, "Can I have a sandwich & coke?" Librarian, "I am sorry, this is a library." Santa speaks, "Can I have a burger and fries? ?"
  • Santa Suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
    Doc: what's happened ? ?
    Son: Bimaari da ta pata nahi par baaapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaaya hai.
  • Santa: Itne kum marks? Do thappad maarne chaahiye.
    Pappu: Haan paapa, chalo main ne us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha he.

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