Here is a collection of Santa Banta Jokes in English and Hindi. read and share to every people Very Funny sms.
Santabanta Funny jokes in English and Hindi
- Teacher: I want U to tell me the longest sentence U can think of.
Paappu: Life imprisonment!
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- Santa call to F.M Radio:- I have find out wallet with Rs.20,000 of Mr.Rizwan
RJ:- Sir U want to return it ? ?
Santa::- Nahi re...I want to dedicate a sad song for him..
- Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? ?
Conductor: Yes! Only If They r Above eight.
Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only six Children..!!
Jeo Santa Jeo
- Saanta Caar ki Batteri change karwaane gaya.
Mechanic: Saahab, "Exide" ki Daaal dUn?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daaal de warna phir Problem ho gi.
- Santa was getting bite off by mosquitoes the whole nit,
He got irritated� Drank poison said, �ab kaaato saaalon, sub maro ge!�
- Chain SMS by Santa:
Is message ko itna forward karo ke meri girl friend tak pohach jaaye
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"Prito tu ne sim change kar kay accha nahi kiya."
- Santa kay lips jale huye thay,
Banta: Kese jale
Santa: Wife ko railway astation drop krne gaya tha.
Baanta: To?
Santa: Khushi kay maare.
Train kay engine ko choom liya :*
- Banta: Yaaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, wese hua kiya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi maathe mein.
Banta: Allah ka shukar ker kay Aaankh bach gayi.
- Santa court main judge say:
Aaaj tak meri itni insult nahi hoi,
meri nai padson nay mujhe nahaate huye dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kiya chaahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
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