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Funny Jokes for Best Friend in Hindi

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  • Sweeet insult!!
    Eik ladka gadhe kay samne gir gayaa.
    Eik khoobsurat ladki nay dekha aur kaha appne bade bhai ka pair chhoo rahe ho kiya?
    Ladka : jeee bhaabhi jee.
  • Sardaar: Station jaane ke kitne lo gay?
    Riksha waala: 5o
    Sardaar: 2o le l0
    Riksha: 2o mein kon le ke jaayee ga?
    Sardaar: tum peeche bheto hum le kay jaaye ga.
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  • 2 boyz with Sardaar where g0ing on  M0tor cycle.
    P0liceman gives hand t0 stop.
    Sardaar lshouted oye pehle hi teeen bhete hein tu kahan bethe ga�!  
  • Sardaar: Oye too her message Do daffa q karta he?
    2nd Sardaar: Taa ke tu aik Forward ker de to doosra tere paas rahe!
  • Eik Raat, Aik Ch0r, Ai k Sardaar ke Ghar mein Ghus gaya aur b0la: SONA kahan hai?
    Sardaar: Ullu ke patthe,
    poora Ghar khaaali hai kahi bhi jaa kay SO JAA.
  • Saanta Radio le ker khet me potti karne gaaya.
    Baanta:Aaj t0 maje say ki ho gi?
    Saanta:Khaak majje se ki, radio pay Jan-Gan-Maan aa gaya. Khade khaade karni pari.
  • 1 Sardaar library mein teen Ghante Aik Book padhne ke Baad b0la
    SO BORING itne saare characters but n0 story.
    Librarian-
    Sardaar Jee, wo TELEPH0NE DIARY tthi.
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  • Aik Sardar apne Marriage Certificat k0 ek ghante say dekh raha tha.Bivi boli :tusssi inni dair say ki dekh rahe h0?
    Sardaar:Expiry Datte daikh raha hoon. ....
  • T.V. chalao  or news dekho katreena hospitaliesed hai kiyon ke us nay mujhe propose kiya or mai ne use sahadi se mana kar diya t0 us pagli nay apne hath ki nas kaat li
  • 100 ladkiyon nay suicide ker liya aur 30 nay apne nas kaat li aur 10 ladkiyan behoshe ho gayi kyon ke kisi kameene ne meri shadi ki jhooti khabar faelaa di thi.
  • Her Khushi Teri Taraff Mod Dun
    Tere Liye Chaand Tare Tak Tood Dun
    Khushiyon Kay Darwaaje Tere Liye Kh0l Doon,
    Itna Kaaafi Hai ya Do Chaaar Jhoot Aur B0l Dun
  • Munnna bhai: "Circuit, aggar bus pay tu chade, yaa fir tujpe bus chad  Jaaye to kiya ho ga"!!
    Circuit: "b0le 2 bhai,2no baar ticket apani hi kaate gi.
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