Short Funny jokes

Jub tum angdayi leti ho to mera dam nikal jaata hai,
jab tum angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jaata hy,
wah wah!!!!
arey thoda deodrant lagaane mein tera kiya jata hai.
wah wah wah!!!!! :)

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Train main aik husband apni wife se:
tujh se shaadi kar ky pichta raha hun
dil karta hai tujhey kuttay ke Aagay daal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!�

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Sardar Ji: Ham ne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
Rishtey ke liye aik dabayen, Mangni ke liye 2 dabyen, Shaadi ke liye 3 dabyen."
Man: Hum Doosri Shaadi ke liye kiya dabaun??
Sardar Ji: Doosri shadi ke liye pehle wali ka gala dabyen ..!

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Eik Ladies Say Bhari Bus Ka Bada Boori Tarah Se Accident Ho Gaya,
Saari Ladies Mar Gayi,
Sub ke Pati Aik- Aik Ghanta Roye,
Santa Do Ghante Roya,
Kiyun?
Kyun ki Us ki Wife Say Bus Miss Ho Gayi Thi.

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Husband: Meri wife gum ho gaye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hy
Police Station jaao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi
mein smjh nhi a rha kidhr jaun?

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