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Jub tum angdayi leti ho to mera dam nikal jaata hai,
jab tum angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jaata hy,
wah wah!!!!
arey thoda deodrant lagaane mein tera kiya jata hai.
wah wah wah!!!!! :)

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Train main aik husband apni wife se:
tujh se shaadi kar ky pichta raha hun
dil karta hai tujhey kuttay ke Aagay daal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!�

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Sardar Ji: Ham ne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
Rishtey ke liye aik dabayen, Mangni ke liye 2 dabyen, Shaadi ke liye 3 dabyen."
Man: Hum Doosri Shaadi ke liye kiya dabaun??
Sardar Ji: Doosri shadi ke liye pehle wali ka gala dabyen ..!

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Eik Ladies Say Bhari Bus Ka Bada Boori Tarah Se Accident Ho Gaya,
Saari Ladies Mar Gayi,
Sub ke Pati Aik- Aik Ghanta Roye,
Santa Do Ghante Roya,
Kiyun?
Kyun ki Us ki Wife Say Bus Miss Ho Gayi Thi.

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Husband: Meri wife gum ho gaye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hy
Police Station jaao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi
mein smjh nhi a rha kidhr jaun?

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Maula-Maula laakh pukaare - Kalaam by Hazrat Zaheen Shah Taji (R.A.)

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Lucan: Opening to his Epic on the Civil War (From Latin)

I have recently finished reading (for the first time in its entirety) Lucan's unfinished epic Bellum Civile " The Civil War." I found it extraordinary. When I had finished, I wanted to translate the entire thing. Though I quickly realized that I hadn't the time or the resources to do so without the task taking several years. So I have selected a few excerpts from the Bellum Civile that I think read well on their own, and have added these to my translation queue. Starting with this part here from the poem's opening. You can see a list of the planned excerpts on my table of contents (list of translated poems.) Opening to his Epic on the Civil War (1.1-82) By Lucan Translated by A.Z. Foreman I sing of war far worse than civil war waged in the nasty fields of Thessaly, of crime gone legal, of a powerful state that disemboweled itself with victory's sword, of family front lines 1 ; how when the pact of tyranny imploded, all the forces of a concussed w

Rumi's "Popular Versions" in Their Original Farsi Scripts

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