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Santabanta Funny jokes in English and Hindi

Here is a collection of Santa Banta Jokes in English and Hindi. read and share to every people Very Funny sms.

 

Santabanta Funny jokes in English and Hindi

  • Teacher: I want U to tell me the longest sentence U can think of.
    Paappu: Life imprisonment!
    Enjoy it
  • Santa call to F.M Radio:- I have find out  wallet with Rs.20,000 of Mr.Rizwan
    RJ:- Sir U want to return it ? ?
    Santa::- Nahi re...I want to dedicate a sad song for him..
  • Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? ?
    Conductor: Yes! Only If They r Above eight.
    Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only six Children..!!
    Jeo Santa Jeo
  • Saanta Caar ki Batteri change karwaane gaya.
    Mechanic: Saahab, "Exide" ki Daaal dUn?
    Santa: Nahin yaar,
    Dono side ki daaal de warna phir Problem ho gi.
  • Santa was getting bite off  by mosquitoes the whole nit,
    He got irritated� Drank poison said, �ab kaaato saaalon, sub maro ge!� 
  • Chain SMS by Santa:
    Is message ko itna forward karo ke meri girl friend tak pohach jaaye
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    "Prito tu ne sim change kar kay accha nahi kiya."
  • Santa kay lips jale huye thay,
    Banta: Kese jale
    Santa: Wife ko railway astation drop krne gaya tha.
    Baanta: To?
    Santa: Khushi kay maare.
    Train kay engine ko choom liya :*
     
  • Banta: Yaaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, wese hua kiya tha?
    Sant: Goli lagi thi maathe mein.
    Banta: Allah ka shukar ker kay Aaankh bach gayi.
  • Santa court main judge say:
    Aaaj tak meri itni insult nahi hoi,
    meri nai padson nay mujhe nahaate huye dekh lia he!
    Judge: to tum kiya chaahte ho?
    Santa: Badla.
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