Santa and banta jokes in hindi

Banta aik sadhu say bola:
Baba, meri b.v baot preshaan krti hy,
koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to mein sadhu kiyun banta?

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No body Can't beat this.
Santa Kabhi kabhi sochta hy ki.
Aggar mein "BORING" hun.
To fir,
Mere muh say paani kiyun nahi Aaata...!!:-D

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Santa apni girlfrend ke saath first date pe :
Ye meri pehli date hy darling
aggar koi galti ya kami reh jaaye to chhota bhai samajh ke maaf kar dena.

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Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera haath kat gaya.
Bahot dard ho raha hay.
Santa: Abey chup beth.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaaap pada hai..!!

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Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna enjoy,
so I bought three movie tickets
Jeeto: Why three?
Santa: For you and your parents.s

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