funny sms messages in hindi

Train main 1 husband apni wife sy:
tujh sy shaadi kar ky pachta raha hun
dil karta he tujhy kuttay ke Aagay daal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!�

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Aik bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
aik plane main bithaaya gaya..
Fir announce kiya gaya ky
�YE PLANE AaP KE STUDENTS Nay BNAYA Hy�
Sub profesrs utar gaye�
Per principal bethe rahe
Logo ne pocha: Aaap ko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts per pora bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!

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School main Master ji ny chote santa say poocha:
Jis mein koi kami nahi us ko kya kehte hai.?
aur jawaab aayi:
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Kami- na

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Sardar Dukhi Tha,
Kisi Nay Pocha: Kiyu Tension Mein Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Aik Dost Ko plastic Surgary Ky Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hun.

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